Interview with Mr. DiCristofano
by James Lakosky
1. Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
I would say for the most part no, but I’m open to new conspiracy
theories if anyone’s willing to tell me them–but I do believe in
2. What are your hobbies?
I like to skateboard, been skating for ten years now. I like
to go to skateparks around the area. I also like to play music, and used
to be in a band in high school. I like to play rock, folk, and
3. Have you ever participated in a protest?
Not that I know of.
4. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
When I start talking and forget where my conversation is
going, like “oh man, I just forgot where this is going.” I just don’t
like when people are on their phones, and society is getting away from
5. Do you enjoy teaching?
Absolutely, for the most part I like working with a lot of
different kids. It’s interesting, and this is a job that
allows me to work with a lot of different personalities.
6. What’s your favorite food?
I feel like I should put something Italian or I’m gonna be
killed, but my favorite is corn beef and mashed potatoes.
7. Favorite TV shows/movies?
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Westworld. Big fans of
all those. Also, How It’s Made.
8. Favorite genre of music?
Oh man this is tough, but I would say older folk music from the
sixties, like Bob Dylan. I’m into a lot of things and there’s very
little I don’t like.
9. Favorite pun?
Mr. D is struggling and googling puns. How do you throw a space
party? You planet. . .
10. Do you have any family in town?
I have a great uncle who lives right by Divine Savior, who is my grandma’s brother; he still lives in town. My uncles don’t live in Norridge but they used to. I used to have more family but they moved back to Italy. And no, I’m not related to the dentists on Montrose.